Archive - Surfing on Mars

May 2025

The Foundations of Empire

May 21 •

William N. Fordes

April 2025

Greenland, we’re coming for ya, strongly.

”Anything Vlad can do, I can do better — I can do anything better than Vlad!”

Apr 22 •

William N. Fordes

Trump is Trying to Kill My Friend

The worst person in the world wants to rid us of one of the best.

Apr 17 •

William N. Fordes

(Un)Funny Man Maher and the Charming Donald Trump

“oh, what a card that Donny can be” - yeah, and Hitler loved dogs. So the fuck what?

Apr 16 •

William N. Fordes

SCOTUS: “Please, sir, can we have some more shit shoved down the throats of the Rule of Law?”

Joyce Vance in her Substack essay/analysis today, suggests that today’s ruling by SCOTUS to the purported effect that the Govt must alleviate the…

Apr 11 •

William N. Fordes

“I ain’t marching anymore….”

Or, the gift of rage……

Apr 6 •

William N. Fordes

Would You Buy a Used Car from this Dictator?

Tariffs and Toyotas

Apr 1 •

William N. Fordes

Tick, Tock, Gentlemen, said the Harlequin

January 1933…or later?

Apr 1 •

William N. Fordes

March 2025

MIKE WALTZ, Secret Agent

Move over, Maxwell Smart

Mar 31 •

William N. Fordes

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